BEST 100+ SELFIE FUNNY CAPTIONS

1. I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

2. If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

3. Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?

4. Bitch I want to slap you, but in which face I don’t know.

5. Friday, my second favorite F word.

6. Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later.

7. So you’re telling me I have a chance.

8. Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?

9. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

10. I just rap caucasionally.

11. Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

12. Long line at Starbucks, first world problems.

13. I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

14. Always accept yourself. Unless you are a serial killer. Then please change.

15. Weekend, please don’t leave me.

16. You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.

17. We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.

18. So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.

19. Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.

20. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

21. I had fun once, it was horrible.

22. Did you swallow magnets? Cause you are attractive!

23. Women drivers rev my engine.

24. They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?

25. Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

26. I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!

27. Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.

28. I think you are lacking Vitamin me!

29. If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make them the gingerbread man?

30. If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

31. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

32. Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!

33. I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

34. Live, laugh, love. And if that doesn’t work, load, aim, fire.

35. What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

36. That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.

37. Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?

38. Chocolate doesn’t make inquiries, chocolate gets it.

39. They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did.

40. I m a star and sending my selfie to NASA.

41. Don’t be afraid of death. be afraid of non-lived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.

42. I think you lack vitamin me!

43. Born to stand out.

44. I am the designer of my own catastrophy.

45. I am Born to Stand Out.

46. Life is short there is no time to leave important words unsaid.

47. I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.

48. Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.

49. Never Love Anyone Who Treats You Like You’re ORDINARY.

50. Sundays selfie.

51. Sometimes you have to go up really high to understand how small you really are.

52. Walking past a class with your friends in it.

53. One of the best part is to learn something new each day. When you think you know everything and you realize that you don’t know one thing.

54. Give me the chocolate, and nobody gets hurt.

55. You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.

56. FAKE People Does Not surprise me anymore.LOYAL people do.

57. You are my King and I m your queen.

58. My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.

59. Yeah, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

60. My girlishness has sharp teeth.

61. I Am Who I Am, I don’t Your Approval. Get Lost From my Life.

62. These are the days we are living for.

63. The way you speak to yourself matters the most.

64. So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.

65. We all start as STRANGERS.

66. Don’t be a zombie, find things for you are excited about, otherwise you are dead.

67. Someday all the love you’ve given away will find it’s way back to you and it will finally stay.

68. Started from the bottom now we’re here.

69. Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.

70. I don’t care. I just do.

71. Never make your habitual behavior dissappear, who you truly are.

72. you cannot make someone understand a message they are not ready to receive.

73. Friday, my second favorite F word.

74. I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.

75. I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.

76. I Don’t Want A Perfect LIFE. I want a HAPPY life.

77. Catch Flight Not Feelings.

78. I m born beautiful.

79. Showing cleavage doesn’t fix your face.

80. Coffee and Confidence.

81. When you are laughing life seems to be better

82. If you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection.

83. Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?

84. As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.

85. Sweet as Suger, Hard as Ice, You Hurt Me once, I Kil You Twice.

86. Be classy, never be trashy be little sassy.

87. Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.

88. A selfie once a day keeps the depression away.

89. I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

90. Don’t Start Your Day With Broken Yesterday.

91. When you take a selfie and your hairs look perfect but not your face.

92. Some beautiful paths cant be discovered without getting lost.

93. You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status

94. I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.

95. I like Not Fair Term’s And a Villain’s Mind.

96. Somethings look very good in dreams.

97. Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.

98. When nothing goes right, go left instead.

99. There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.

100. Stop worrying about people who aren’t worried about you.

101. Don’t know why I m so serious

102. Stop doubting yourself work hard and make it happen.

103. I don’t have ex’s; I have Y’s. Like, “Why did I ever date you?”

104. I’m a model. My agency’s Instagram.

105. Finals are OVER!!

106. One of the best mistake done is never repeat, and never cry for the same problem.

107.You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to

breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.

108. I had fun once—it was horrible.

109. A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.

110. You Can Not Get Out Someone of Your Head, Maybe They Are

Supposed to be There.

111. Cinderella never ask for a prince charming in there life.

112. The awesome moment is when you read someone’s status and

you know that’s for you.

113. Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s an Instagram filter.

114. If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make them the

gingerbread man?

115. Be with someone who would drive three hours just to see you

for Free.

116. People may not love you always, they may love what they do

for them, but that does not mean they love you. So learn to

make the difference.

117. Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.

118.There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

119. Let us get lost in the sunset together.

120. Be patient. sometimes you have to go through the worst to get

the Best.

121. So here I am with love in my eyes and flower in my hairs.

122. Home is not a place, it’s a feeling.

123. When I fell for you, I fell Hard.

124. Never cry for a person that does not know the value of your

tears.

125. Everyone faces challenges in their life, its a matter of how you learn to overcome them and use them to your advantages.

126. Most beautiful girls will also have insecurity, admit it or not.

127. I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.

128. I didn’t choose the thug life; the thug life chose me.

129. She’s a keeper. Too bad you didn’t keep her.

130. There will always be people telling you-‘you can’t ‘! look them

in the eyes and say, WATCH ME:-)

131. Look at me if you have eyes

132. I honestly don’t even understand my own feelings sometimes.

133. I need a six month holiday, twice a year

134. We take photos as a return ticket to a moment otherwise gone.

135. I’d rather laugh with the sinners.

136. Insecurities are making the smartest and the beautiful women

more foolish, knowing how amazing they look.

137. I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

138. Life is way too short for bad vibes.

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