TOP 25 SELFIE FUNNY CAPTIONS

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
Stay Alive. Challenge Accepted!
You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out!
I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.
You’ll never be as fabulous as a llamacorn.
I got back with my Ex… Box 360.
The Monday-est Tuesday ever.
A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
Real men don’t take selfies.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
May your day feel as good as taking this perfect selfie on the first try.
All I need is Chipotle.
Showing myself at my worst so the next selfie I post, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.
We’ll be friends for life, because you already know too much!
Girls–be as picky with your men as I was with this selfie.
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
Coffee – Because crack is bad for you.
When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis.
They say “Love is in the air.” Maybe that’s why there is so much air pollution these days.
When I was in Rome… I did what the Romans did.

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