TOP 25 SELFIE FUNNY CAPTIONS
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| TOP 25 SELFIE FUNNY CAPTIONS |
1. I like being myself.
Maybe just slimmer, with a few less wrinkles.
2. Spreading grins like
they’re herpes.
3. A blind man walks into a
bar… And a chair… and a table.
4. This is how I look taking
a selfie.
5. I don’t have ex’s; I have
Y’s. Like, “Why did I ever date you?”
6. All you need is love! And
a tiara. And maybe a cookie.
7. WARNING: I will go into
survival mode if tickled!
8. Flawless has 7 letters
thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.
9. I’m on a seafood diet, I
see food and I eat it.
10. Text me back or I’ll find
you.
11. I changed all my
passwords to Incorrect.
12. Show anyone and I’ll kill
you.
13. It’s funny because it’s
true.
14. Walking past a class with
your friends in it.
15. A recent study has found
that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention
it.
16. Completely clumsy,
proudest of geek & nerd, decreaser of world sucking.
17. Need an ark? I Noah guy.
18. When nothing goes right,
go left instead.
19. At least this balloon is
attracted to me!
20. A friend will always make
you Smile, specially when you don’t want to…
21. Uncovered. Frequently
Unreliable. Effectively distract.
22. I don’t always study, but
when I do, I don’t.
23. Life isn’t perfect… But
my Hair is! #selfieaddict
24. My relationship status?
Netflix, Oreos and warm up pants.
25. My life is about as
sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart.
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